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Riding to work every day is good because it gets me there in 10 min. whereas walking takes 30. And, because I dont have any gears (well 1 actually) I get to strain my b******s when pedalling up hill, especially on the way back, which is the right way round to do it 'cos then I don't get sweaty on the way in....enough said! BUT, when the local constabulary give me £25 worth of bike lock for getting my beater tagged then that is what I call value for money - 4 bikes (and 4 locks) to go then!