Oh bloody hell
this pan is hot,
my rindless backside
fresh from the fridge
is finding it searing
to say the least;
the bubble and pop of
my frying behind might
seem tasty to you but
I find that it brings out
the oil in my skin. Oh yes,
I know what's next
with your vain attempt
to butter me up, the ketchup
gives it away you see.
Don't eat me.
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